Have you noticed how many dancing shows have surfaced on T.V.? There is "Dancing With the Stars", "So You Think You Can Dance", & some other pile of crap dancing show that no heterosexual person would watch. While flipping through the guide the other day, I was thinking that shows like this could use some sprucing up & came up with the following ideas. Let me know what you think. How about, "Dancing With A Jiggly Fat Guy" or perhaps "Dance With Me, Or I'll Punch You In The Face"? Myself or Kevin James would star in the Fat Guy installment & you could have Steven Segal star in the latter. In fact, Segal could star in both. Until I figure out how to post a video, please click this link & let the hilarity ensue.
Fat Elvis??? No, Steven Segal. He'll sit on you.
So Jodie Sweetin, Stephanie Tanner from TV's Full House, recently admitted...again...that she is/was a Meth & Cocaine addict. In fact, she was ripped out of her mind giving "Say No To Drugs" lectures to the youth of America. I really dont see the news in this, but if I had to spend most of my childhood with Dave Coulier, I'd be hooked on something too. Maybe not Meth or Cocaine, but at least Whip-It's or something.
From fuzzy little dolls to hard-core drugs & giant boobs
I went out for dinner this past Saturday with my wife, my parents, and my sister & brother in law to a great Italian restaurant in the Chicago suburbs. If you are ever in the Chicago area, try Mia Francesca's. They have locations in the city & in the burbs & the menu changes every 2 weeks. While dining on the delicious pork chops I ordered, I happened to notice a bevy of blondes, brunettes, & redheads prance by every couple of minutes. Now these weren't your average looking girls, they were the girls that would put every man in jail. It was one of the local high schools homecomings...or as I dubbed it, "Pimp's Up Ho's Down." Can somebody please tell me when highschool girls suddenly began to look like they were 21 years old?
Don't stare to long, or you're headed to jail.
The cops are on their way. To the pokey, for you!Have you ever realized how ridiculous some of the items are in the 'Sky Mall' magazine you see on every airline? While travelling home from Los Angeles recently, I almost fell out of my seat in amazement as to how anyone can bring themselves to purchase some of these items. Some of the items that should have never been brought to the attention of the consumer are....
The Inspirational Chocolate Bar - buy somebody a Hershey Bar if they need encouragement. Not a piece of chocolate that says "Dream Big". Chocolate is meant to be eaten, not displayed proudly on someones desk.
Truck Antlers - "You might be a redneck if..."
Any Medical Device - You get this from your doctor, not a magazine at 36,000 feet!!!!
Wine/Beer Glasses - Anything of the alcholic variety should never be near a pilot of an aircraft. They may overshoot the runway by 150 miles.
Harry Potter's Wand - You lose your parachute if you look at this page for more than 3 seconds.
"Sanicare" Travel Bidet (buh-day) - You've got to be kidding me!!! Though if you're stranded in the desert it would come in handy to quench your thirst.
Underwater Cell Phone - The caption reads, "Have you ever wanted to make or receive a phone call underwater?" Your answer should be NO, because you're trying to not be the next meal for a giant squid. In fact, the person on the other end of the phone should have the power to cut off your oxygen supply.
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Good Stuff... I am the whiner aren't I? Sky Mall is funny.
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